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A Sailor's Satirical Thoughts on America

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I love America. I mean, we have it all here. I love how we have made leaps and bounds in modern technology in the past decades. I love how you can meet people from many cultures and different walks of life. I love how our students are so school focused they believe they’re as good as their grade point. I love how we use the media to subtly tell women that their worth is based on their physical features, and then scratch our heads at the sudden decrease of women’s interest in STEM. I love how we pollute our environment and destroy our natural resources without a second thought, because surely the earth can adapt to accommodate our needs. I love how we complain about Starbucks not spelling our names correctly on the seven-dollar cups, and how we throw away half of our super-sized meals while children in our country go hungry. I love how many American women are up in arms because they don’t get equal pay as men, but then aren’t interested in helping the women around the world who are vie...

The Sailors Sentinel: Missing Boy Appears to have been Brutally Murdered, Father is Nowhere to be Found

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The Sailors’s Sentinel Missing Boy Appears to have been Brutally Murdered, Father is Nowhere to be Found A gust of tension has recently blown into the town of St. Petersburg Missouri as Huckleberry Finn, who had been abducted by his abusive father earlier this year, is suspected to have been killed and dragged from the log cabin where he and his father were living in. Authorities are now searching for the main suspect, the father, who has disappeared after these events. When searching the cabin again for clues, the authorities have found an interesting paper written by Huck Finn himself, prompting them to wonder if Huck was really killed after all. Main suspect, Huck's father, "Pap" “When in the course of human events” (Declaration of Independence), it becomes necess’ry for a person to get rid of the political and domestic bonds that have joined him with another group of people, and to regain all the powers and rights that Ms. Watson’s God has entitled me t...