A Sailor's Satirical Thoughts on America

I love America. I mean, we have it all here. I love how we have made leaps and bounds in modern technology in the past decades. I love how you can meet people from many cultures and different walks of life. I love how our students are so school focused they believe they’re as good as their grade point. I love how we use the media to subtly tell women that their worth is based on their physical features, and then scratch our heads at the sudden decrease of women’s interest in STEM. I love how we pollute our environment and destroy our natural resources without a second thought, because surely the earth can adapt to accommodate our needs. I love how we complain about Starbucks not spelling our names correctly on the seven-dollar cups, and how we throw away half of our super-sized meals while children in our country go hungry. I love how many American women are up in arms because they don’t get equal pay as men, but then aren’t interested in helping the women around the world who are viewed more as possessions than people. I love how we value freedom of speech until an opposing viewpoint is expressed.  I love how we create deep lines between each other based on political and cultural differences without trying to get to know one another’s personality first. As Judy Brady may have said, “My God, who wouldn’t [love America]?” (Brady 541).

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  1. Kayla GoddardDecember 20, 2017 at 11:02 PM

    I like how you structured your post in regards to Brday did, continually getting more abrupt when exposing America and what it has come to. All of the topics mentioned throughout your post are all very relevant, also, somewhat relatable, especially when you mentioned comparing yourself to your GPA. Your post calls out the readers in a way as to the fact that this is happening in America and no one is taking a step out and changing it.

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  2. UnknownDecember 21, 2017 at 10:25 AM

    I love how you mimicked Brady and made a very relatable piece of satire. I also love how it went from somewhat reasonable observations to harsh realities.

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